Spongebob

Main Characters

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SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants
Name: SpongeBob SquarePants
Occupation:
SpongeBob is a sea sponge who lives with his pet snail, Gary, in a fully furnished, two bedroom pineapple in the town of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob's dream in life is to be the ocean's ultimate fry cook, and thanks to his job flipping Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab, he lives that dream every day. SpongeBob is as optimistic and earnest as a sea-dwelling sponge gets, but he can't seem to avoid getting himself, and usually everyone else around him, into trouble. While trying too hard, he tends to do things wrong...really wrong…which usually spells “disaster”. However, SpongeBob's always looking on the bright side of life; his enthusiasm and curiosity about the world make him downright irresistible or completely annoying. SpongeBob’s hobbies include blowing bubbles, catching (and releasing) jellyfish with his best friend, Patrick and practicing karate.

patrick

Patrick Star
Patrick Star

Patrick Star
Name: Patrick Star
Occupation:
Patrick Star is a sea star who is SpongeBob’s best friend and neighbor. He lives under a rock and favors colorful trunks as his attire. Patrick is not the brightest sea star in the ocean, though he did attend community college, we’re not sure what he studied. His attention span has been clocked at .02 seconds. His favorite activities include sleeping, catching jellyfish, napping, blowing bubbles, snoozing and eating ice cream. The last time we checked he did not have a job. As SpongeBob's closest pal, Patrick is always offering his advice and encouragement as they embark on various adventures, which usually get them both in trouble, though things seem to always work out in the end. But, for better or worse, Patrick will always be SpongeBob's loyal buddy.

squidward

Squidward
Squidward

Squidward
Name: Squidward Q. Tentacles
Occupation: Squidward is a whiny stick-in-the-mud; a self-centered snob who imagines himself to be sophisticated and talented, but he's rather average and untalented. He's jealous, especially of his classy and successful nemesis, Squilliam Fancyson. He's quick to anger and just about everything annoys him. The Krusty Krab annoys him. Mr. Krabs annoys him. But most of all, SpongeBob annoys him, almost 24 hours a day. Besides working side by side with SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab, Squidward is SpongeBob's next-door neighbor. If it weren't for the fact that SpongeBob is the only one who appreciates his clarinet playing, modern dance routines, and artistic abilities, Squidward would have nothing to do with him. SpongeBob finds Squidward's grumpiness part of his charm, knowing that deep down Squid's got a good heart and likes to have fun, Squidward just doesn't know it!

Sandy

Sandy
Sandy

Sandy
Name: Sandy Cheeks
Occupation:
Sandy Cheeks is a squirrel from the great state of Texas. Since she is a land-based, oxygen breathing species, she lives in a large, glassed-in, underwater home in Bikini Bottom known as the "Treedome", where she invents amazing devices and performs awesome experiments. Sandy is one smart squirrel but is also into extreme sports, surfing and most of all … ka-ra-te! SpongeBob is her favorite sparring partner. She loves Texas and misses it on occasion, but not enough to leave her new home and new pals!


Gary

Gary
Gary

Gary
Name: Gary
Occupation:
SpongeBob's loyal pet is a sea snail. He may not move so fast and he may leave a trail of slime everywhere he goes and he may not be so good at catching Frisbees or fetching slippers, and sometimes he’s a real stick in the mud, but Gary's the best darn pet an invertebrate sea sponge with square pants could possibly ask for, and that's all that matters. Gary possesses the ability to speak, though his vocabulary consists of one word: “Meow”. However, SpongeBob, his doting master can understand exactly what he is saying, whether it be advice or a request for “Food!”

Mr. Krabs

Eugene Krabs
Eugene Krabs

Eugene Krabs
Name: Eugene H. Krabs
Occupation: Owner of Krusty Krab Restaurant
He is the employer of Spongebob and Squidward. He is known for being extremely cheap but care alot about SpongeBob's welfare.

Plankton

Plankton
Plankton

Plankton
Name: Sheldon J. Plankton
Occupation: Mr. Krabs’s arch-rival “Sheldon” Plankton is a little microbe with a big attitude problem. Owner of the rival restaurant, The Chum Bucket, Plankton’s only objective in life is to steal Krabs’s secret Krabby Patty recipe. Then he can steal away The Krusty Krabs’s customers as well. Plankton knows nothing about preparing food and as a result The Chum Bucket’s menu (consisting mostly of chum products) is horrible. Plankton rarely has a customer, but he’s a nasty little fellow who never gives up. Plankton’s companion is his computer wife: K.A.R.E.N. Karen tries to assist Plankton in his dastardly schemes to get the secret formula, but Plankton’s ego never allows him to succeed. It kind of makes you feel sorry for the little guy, until you remember he’s pure hot gas.


Other Characters

Mrs.Puff

Pearl Krabs

Larry The Lobster

Mermaid Man

Barnicale Boy

Grandma Squarepants

Flats

Bubble Bass

Stanley Squarepants

King Neptune

Karen


Song Lyrics

Theme Song


Are ya ready kids?
Aye, Aye captain!
I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
oooooooooooo.........


Ready?
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Booob Square Paaants!
Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hArgh wh..arire..Ha arrrigh.

Fun Song

F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and me,
N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!!

Plankton:
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium..... bombs
N is for no survivors when you're.....

Spongebob:
Plankton! That's not what fun is all about! Now, do it like this.
F is friends that do stuff to-...

Plankton:
NEVER!!! That's completely idiotic.

Spongebob:
Here, let me help you, F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and me,
Try it!

Plankton:
N is for anywhere and any time at all,
Down here in the deep blue sea.

Plankton: I don't understand this, I fell all tingly inside. Should we stop?

Spongebob: No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Plankton: Well I like it, lets do it again!

Spongebob:OK

Spongebob and Plankton:F is for frolic through all the flowers
U is for ukelele
N is for nose pickin, sharin gum and sand lickin
Here with my best buddy!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


Ripped My Pants

I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I ripped my pants.

When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and ripped his pants

I know I shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns....

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
so listen and you won't regret
be true to yourself
don't miss your chance
and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS


Krusty Krab Pizza


The Krusty Krab Pizza
Is the pizza for you and me

The Krusty Krab pizza
is the pizza
absolutivaly

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me

The Krusty Krab pizza
is the pizza
under the sea

(Deep Voice)
The Krusty Kraaaaaaaaaaab pizza
is the pizza yea yea
for you and
(High Pitched Voice)
meeeeeeeeeeeeee